Tuesday, July 18, 2006

I AM FULL OF SHIT!!!

Ofcourse you regular reader knew this already.

My stomach problems have been diagnosed through the tireless work of the Doctors at Millenium medical clinic in Footscray. I have a back up of fecal matter in my lower intestines.

Now still being regular begs the question just how much crap can I produce? Apparently quite a bit. Its lots of fiber for me. Mmmmmm delicious fiber

atleast I can go back to drinking beer, it has been a long week.

:)

thanks for your prayers

the rev

18 comments:

Rebecca said...

owwwwww...you must have been in a LOT of pain!!

Anonymous said...

and what does Jesus have to do with it all?

you just lost a reader....

David said...

What does Jesus have to do with it all?

Matthew 15:10

Jesus called the crowd to him and said, "Listen and understand. 11What goes into a man's mouth does not make him 'unclean,' but what comes out of his mouth, that is what makes him 'unclean.'"

Matthew 15:16-20

Are you still so dull?" Jesus asked them. "Don't you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body? But the things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and these make a man 'unclean.' For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, slander. These are what make a man 'unclean'; but eating with unwashed hands does not make him 'unclean.' "


No shit, eh?

The Rev said...

are you talking to yourself again David?

David said...

I thought I was talking to your vast audience. Or are they all zombied out? The whole 200 of them?

The Rev said...

actually, I think you may not understand the meaning of the word vast.

But the no shit? comment was funny

the rev

KLJ said...

Do they have any theories as to what caused this back up?

barbara said...

Hey, I am a new reader so I just want to say I am glad that when you announced you were full of shit you were referring to your physical state of being.

The Rev said...

well barbara you may find this condition moves over into other aspects of my life as well :)

Keith, they think I need more fiber. Apparently this is not unusual for people settling in new countries, and it often takes a year or two to eventuate. Most likely culprit, the fact I do not eat beans as much as I used to in So. Calimexico


the rev

David said...

What do the congregation at Ascot Vale Church of Christ think of your occasional coarse language and ventures into distasteful topcis?

Are they aware of this side of your behaviour?

The Rev said...

Yes they are. And I am sorry my health problems are so distasteful to you. At my church we actually talk about the real things in our life. And the world shit is only foul to religious people, to most normal folk it is just the grown up way to say poopy.

But I am deeply sorry if I offended you my sensitive agnostic moralist friend. I will try and say sweet Christian things from now on.

God bless you

the rev

David said...

A question: Is the congretation at Ascot Vale aging and declining?

The Rev said...

well they were older, and declining, now its a pretty diverse group. A number of younger people, a number of Sudanese people.

blessings

the rev

David said...

Why not have profanity evening, one night?

Get everyone using bad language. Have competitions.

You never know, you might start a new "holy spirit" movement - something like the Torronto blessing.

If you went ahead with this, would blasphemy be permitted?

Keith Lowell Jensen said...

Hey David,
Can you help me understand this strange concept of bad language please.
Crap, Shit, Poo.
I'm having a hard time telling them apart. They all smell the same.
The only things I find in the bible, since you're so determined to paint my brother a hippocrate, would have to do with using god's name, and maybe some advice regarding the laws of the land might apply if one were cursing on radio or television. Please enlighten me, I'm sure I missed something.

(When David's keepers let him near the computer he now posts annoying post on my blog as well. I'm quite flattered. It must be most empowering for a child to get reactions from us hippocrate, unfunny, superstitious adults. I'm glad we're able to give him a thrill.)

David said...

Keith,

This quote is for your cogitative consideration:

"I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be. But I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vacuum cleaners." -- Jeff Stilson

Keith Lowell Jensen said...

Dude, you're so manic. Your friendly posts on both sights tonight, weird.
Maybe someone else is posting as David, that'd be easy enough to pull off.
Good quote. Funny.

Anonymous said...

Get this taken care of!!

MS