Stupid things we try and believe:
Its the love of money that is the problem, so if you don't love money you can have as much as you want
Sure we are supposed to love our enemies, but that doesn't mean we don't need to kill them sometimes
Jesus was really hard on the church leaders and religious folk, but we aren't like them, we are like the disciples
Despite Jesus giving the scribes a hard time, he really wants all of our doctrine to be perfect, which is way more important than actually doing what he said and did
When Jesus said to follow him, he didn't mean literally, he meant to believe in him so we could go to heaven
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