Rasberry is my favorite Jello flavor.
My wife is a blue belt.
My daughters make me feel old.I have had fifty kidney stones, but still drink too much coffee. I like art museums, red wine, dancing and quiche.
I can bench press 275 lbs, except when I am on the OG then I bench press twice as much.
I like Thai food better than Thai boxing.
I don't love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
I think Chuck Palahniuk is a poor mans David Foster Wallace.
Bukowski makes me want to be a writer.
Rothko makes me want to be a painter.
Jesus makes me want to be a better man.
I really like peanut butter on a hot English Muffin.
Soccer is stupid.
Cricket is better than baseball.
Wrestling is the toughest olympic sport, but sometimes it looks pretty gay, not that there is anything wrong with that.
Beating up pacifists is like shooting fish in a barrel.
The Tick was a great cartoon.
my brother Keith is funny.
I am scared of horses.