Friday, September 12, 2008

Rock Stonington


this is the little bugger that has been causing me so much grief

rev

14 comments:

MistiPearl said...

Oh you poor, poor man!!! Can you say "OUCH"?! Kudos for braving through that one!
~mp:)

gods_rhema said...

Oh my feakin goodness...

Ouch.

urbanmonk said...

who would have thought something so small could cause so much pain

KLJ said...

Sorry for being such a sicko, but I have to know the details of how that got out of you. Did it actually pass down your urethra? I sure hope not.

The Rev said...

yes Keith, out of my kidney, down through the ureters, into the bladder and right out through the pee pee hole. That is actually the quick and easy part, it is the part from kidney to the bladder that puts you writhing on the floor

rev

Angry and Shallow said...

Mate. Where I come from we have a saying when you want to tell some one to "get lost" or "no way". Its "Go shit a brick". You've given me a new one "Go piss a stone". Thanks mate!

KLJ said...

AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

Oh man, that is so awful.
Sorry, sorry, sorry for you. EEEK!

Darren said...

That's not good.

Anonymous said...

Ah, John, you and I contend with an identical malicious affliction. I just fought that lying infirmity last week, too. And since we don't do doctors at all, nor the emergency room and its bills (of which we are still indebted from an episode with my wife and her now miraculously healed-by-God gallbladder) I can sympathize with both of your predicaments of pain and financial distress. But He is sufficient, isn't He? We have found so as I am sure you have, too. I've also found that magnesium in crystal form helps relax smooth muscles/sphincter-type muscles, such as that which allows the passage of stones from the kidneys, and can alleviate alot of the pain. Even stones that are supposedly too large to pass. You might want to read up on magnesium, just 'in case' and keep some on hand. Peace, brother.

- Van

Janet Woodlock said...

Owchie...

David said...

Rev, shove it in Satan's face. Drink more coffee, less water and tell Satan he's a wimp. Go to one of those snake-handling, arsenic-drinking churches over there.

Maybe you can start up a kidney stone passing church, where people writhe around on the floor passing kidney stones and speaking in tongues. Also throw in some tokin' the Ghost and Jehovauanna (a la John Crowder), it might help.

David said...

Build your own clown

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-03-23/index.html

simon aka zealot said...

good talking to you john. I started my blog inspired by you. Get better. Talk soon. Dan

www.theeagleswillgather.blogspot.com

greg the exp[orer said...

That my friend would have hurt - I've passed two of those crystal fun rocks - not fun - but i loved the morphine! And I'll take the pain and morphine over magnesium anyday!