this is the little bugger that has been causing me so much grief
rev
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- john jensen
- Rasberry is my favorite Jello flavor. My wife is a blue belt. My daughters make me feel old.I have had fifty kidney stones, but still drink too much coffee. I like art museums, red wine, dancing and quiche. I can bench press 275 lbs, except when I am on the OG then I bench press twice as much. CROWNTOWNPUNKS I like Thai food better than Thai boxing. I don't love the smell of Napalm in the morning. I think Chuck Palahniuk is a poor mans David Foster Wallace. Bukowski makes me want to be a writer. Rothko makes me want to be a painter. Jesus makes me want to be a better man. I really like peanut butter on a hot English Muffin. Soccer is stupid. Cricket is better than baseball. Wrestling is the toughest olympic sport, but sometimes it looks pretty gay, not that there is anything wrong with that. Beating up pacifists is like shooting fish in a barrel. The Tick was a great cartoon. my brother Keith is funny. I am scared of horses.
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Oh you poor, poor man!!! Can you say "OUCH"?! Kudos for braving through that one!
~mp:)
Oh my feakin goodness...
Ouch.
who would have thought something so small could cause so much pain
Sorry for being such a sicko, but I have to know the details of how that got out of you. Did it actually pass down your urethra? I sure hope not.
yes Keith, out of my kidney, down through the ureters, into the bladder and right out through the pee pee hole. That is actually the quick and easy part, it is the part from kidney to the bladder that puts you writhing on the floor
rev
Mate. Where I come from we have a saying when you want to tell some one to "get lost" or "no way". Its "Go shit a brick". You've given me a new one "Go piss a stone". Thanks mate!
AAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Oh man, that is so awful.
Sorry, sorry, sorry for you. EEEK!
That's not good.
Ah, John, you and I contend with an identical malicious affliction. I just fought that lying infirmity last week, too. And since we don't do doctors at all, nor the emergency room and its bills (of which we are still indebted from an episode with my wife and her now miraculously healed-by-God gallbladder) I can sympathize with both of your predicaments of pain and financial distress. But He is sufficient, isn't He? We have found so as I am sure you have, too. I've also found that magnesium in crystal form helps relax smooth muscles/sphincter-type muscles, such as that which allows the passage of stones from the kidneys, and can alleviate alot of the pain. Even stones that are supposedly too large to pass. You might want to read up on magnesium, just 'in case' and keep some on hand. Peace, brother.
- Van
Owchie...
Rev, shove it in Satan's face. Drink more coffee, less water and tell Satan he's a wimp. Go to one of those snake-handling, arsenic-drinking churches over there.
Maybe you can start up a kidney stone passing church, where people writhe around on the floor passing kidney stones and speaking in tongues. Also throw in some tokin' the Ghost and Jehovauanna (a la John Crowder), it might help.
Build your own clown
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good talking to you john. I started my blog inspired by you. Get better. Talk soon. Dan
www.theeagleswillgather.blogspot.com
That my friend would have hurt - I've passed two of those crystal fun rocks - not fun - but i loved the morphine! And I'll take the pain and morphine over magnesium anyday!
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