It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad

So Tom, who had always been a good man, and followed GOd as best he could, though he never really decided on a church died while saving orphans in a fire at the local orphanage.

Upon arriving in heaven God said, well Tom, it is nice to finally have you here, but we need to find a place for you to stay. So he then takes Tom to visit all of the different neighborhoods of all of the different denominations, except one. After seeing them all, Tom say, "well God, they are all lovely places and it will be hard to choose which one to live in, but you didn't show me the (insert name of any church organization here) neighborhood"

"Well Tom, I can't show you that one, they think they are the only ones up here"

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